A Little Something for the Fans

I get drunk, really fast. Enjoy this video. I'm unattractive and turn into a chauvinistic asshole.

Vacation: All I Ever Needed

Wilderness Indoor Water Park

      Imagine chilling in an over-sized townhouse, extremely spacious, a fire place in the living room, one in the master bedroom, a nice kitchen and a working dishwasher(something I can appreciate). Now, imagine that in walking distance, there are 3 different indoor waterparks. This is what I did this weekend in Wisconsin Dells, where I stayed at the Wilderness Lodge resort for 2 nights with my parents, my brothers and some cousins.

      It was a blast, unfortunately, that meant that I had to leave Uncharted unattended. It didn't completely fall off the map, but I had a few bands ticked that I took so long to get back to them. The vacation was much needed. I spent a lot of time in the waterparks and had a really good time. I was much too stressed, I didn't realize how nice it was to do absolutely nothing productive.

Well... What can I say? 

      I did a few questionable things, well, I smoked a lot of pot, but it was just to enhance my relaxation and intensify the water slides. Also, I found out that unless you live in the Midwest, The Dells aren't all that well known. Nobody I spoke to who lived on the coast knew what The Dells were, which was surprising, but after a little more thought, it didn't seem so ridiculous. In the Midwest, we really have nothing else going on, but shows, Chicago and The Dells(apparently).

      I'm back home now and back to being (somewhat) productive. Uncharted is doing a lot better than I expected, getting at least 30 views a day and it's definitely growing a lot faster than I'm comfortable with and am still looking for guest posters and whatnot. So let me know if you'd like to do a general piece on local music or if you want to pick from a handful of the bands in the midwest and write your own article about them, that'd be awesome, too!

      I just wanted to make sure I kept this page updated and that's really all that's going on. Oh yeah! I'm going to be doing my first live coverage of a music event in town and that's looking pretty exciting. I'll be covering a hiphop event in hopes of getting more hiphop artists interested in my blog!

~joeEFFINGmayo

Alcohol VS. Marijuana

    Just a few weeks ago, I was getting drunk most nights and being pretty reckless. Now, I'm playing it safe, cleaning and looking for work. Granted, I am high for a large percentage for the time. My brothers are pretty heavy into marijuana, hence giving me access to it virtually whenever I want.

    Being high is not even comparable to alcohol. Both of the substances have completely different side effects from each other, each with their own pros and cons. With alcohol, you want to get crazy, loosen up. You get confident and friendly.

    Marijuana, on the other hand, leaves you relaxed and completely calm. You notice things, your sense are a bit off and you seemingly appreciate odd things. It's kind of a quirky drug to me. I feel almost like a cartoon character when I'm high.

    So, I can't say I could choose between the two. I can appreciate both vices for different reasons. So I think I'm going to continue to use both.

~Joe G.

Joe Moves Out!

    As sort of a split second decision, I asked my parents if I could move back home. They said yes. I've been here nearly 3 days. I feel like an ambassador for alcoholism sent to research the ways of "The Herb", but secretly, I come from the ways of "The Herb" so this is just fucking awesome.

    In two days, I've already had the wonders of "O.G. Kush" and "Afghan Kush". My mind has taken a vacation. I'm way too chill to be writing a blog right now. I guess I'll be blogging about some pot stories in the near future. Look forward to that!

~Joe